A ToneTonic Xmas 2022

by ToneTonic

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Streaming + Download

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1.	01. Last Year's Presents - Living On Video 01:42	buy track
2.	02. XXXmas ft. Kryptnotik 03:29	buy track
3.	03. Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha ft. Pr3acher 04:18	buy track
4.	04. Hot Pink Magazine 02:09	buy track
5.	05. Christmas Aids ft. One Night Stan 02:58	buy track
6.	06. Another Year 02:10	buy track
7.	07. Last Xmas ft. One Night Stan & Drizzle 03:01	buy track
8.	08. Jackson's Antifreeze 00:36	buy track
9.	09. Happy Hollandaise ft. One Night Stan 01:08	buy track
10.	10. Jenna Jameson ft. One Night Stan 01:18	buy track
11.	11. The Stiffness That Awoke Me ft. One Night Stan 03:12	buy track
12.	12. Season's Greetings ft. One Night Stan 02:51	buy track
13.	13. Banjo Time Is My 2nd Favorite ft. Sherman 00:52	buy track
14.	14. Rack My Balls ft. One Night Stan 01:16	buy track
15.	15. Chestnuts Splitroasted ft. One Night Stan 01:43	buy track
16.	16. It Was Foggy ft. Sherman 01:11	buy track
17.	17. A Lot Of Little Toys ft. Sherman 01:05	buy track
18.	18. Wrapist Face ft. One Night Stan, the CHItalian, DramaCast 04:01	buy track
19.	19. Montgomery Retirement Home 01:40	buy track
20.	20. Things In My Room 03:48	buy track
21.	21. Gifts For Mom 01:28	buy track
22.	22. Cockgina ft. Sexy Beasts 03:27	buy track
23.	23. What A Toy ft. Iggy & The Elves 02:58	buy track
24.	24. Frosty The Dopeman ft. One Night Stan, DramaCast & The Kids 02:16	buy track
25.	25. The Mermaid Man 01:32	buy track

about

After a 3,000 year search held by the secret holy circle boys they have finally concluded their awaited mission. Digging many miles deep beneath the frozen Dead Elf River near the factory at the North Pole, they managed to find the perfect holiday album. Created in a time before man, this was on a device unplayable. The secret holy circle boys went to Krampus's home studio to process the device. Changing it from an ancient artifact to coherent sounds. Lasting right under 60 minutes, they were able to put together an organized album with all the ancients recordings now for the first time listenable to humans. They have named this album "A ToneTonic Xmas" and released it the winter of 2022.

3,000 years ago when the search began a famous artist named Val Kilmerado painted a depiction of what he thought the device would look like. When they found the device they figured out it was in fact not at all what it looks like. The best way to describe the artifact is a glowing orb that sings when you shake it. When they would try to take pictures of it, all of the pictures would just turn out white with no detail to be shown. So with that being said, the secret holy circle boys used Val Kilmerado's original painting as the album cover. We are all grateful and excited to share this with you. May all of your lives be changed.

Songs record between 2010 and 2022.

ToneTonic's 32nd studio album.

I wouldn't consider this a solo album for it is solely for promotion and contains many other artists. This is a collaboration of crude humor throughout a decade.

ToneTonic Productions 2022